PAUL WILLIAMS

PAUL WILLIAMS

It was an extremely humid and tiring afternoon. I had just wrapped up my work and had arrived home to crash on my bed and rest my pounding head.

Just as I was drifting off to sleep, the phone blared!!! My annoyance reached mercurial levels as my much needed rest was disrupted.

As clear as day, it was a scam call from a 'Paul Williams' telling me that his records show that my router was being used for illegal activities!

Ah heck, ah! All these terms are lost on me when overused by over intellectual front desk callers. What router?! What server?!

His fake accent was the icing on the cake. My temper knew no bounds, for, how dare he think that I would get intimidated, crumble and become a nervous wreck. How dare he think that I was naive enough to believe him! Well, it was just not 'Paul Williams' day and he would never know what hit him when I had reduced him to a nervous nelly.

My caustic tongue went all ballistic when I, in all fake authority, spoke to an imaginary person in the background with 'MY' fake accent---

"Schroeder, they got wise to our 'illegal activities'. Track this number and when you find Paul Williams throw him in my piranha pond!"

'Paul Williams' froze for a few seconds and the line hurriedly went dead!

I don't think 'Paul Williams' will ever again use a phone in a hurry after crossing paths with me. Disturbing my afternoon snooze proved mighty expensive for a scammer.

©️ Sangeetha Kamath

Pic Courtesy:Image by Jill Wellington from Pixabay

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