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WRONG NUMBER? ( NaNoWriMo Day 22 HWR)

 



                    WRONG NUMBER?

"Sorry about those texts I sent you last night. My phone was drunk!"

"Sure it was. It called me by the wrong name."

"Oh I'm so sorry!"

"Now 'I know what you did last summer!"

"What do you mean? Whattt…did…I…do??"

"Look at you, going into a cold sweat hahaha. Relax, I'm just kidding. By the way, did you add Vodka to the Pina Colada or Rum?"

"What do you mean?"

"You said your phone was drunk, what did it get high on?"

"Nothing…nothing…I…uh…it was just a joke"

"If you say so. Were you at the La Paz yesterday?"

"You're a creepy one! What are you trying to get at?"

"Me? Nothing at all. Your drunk phone texted me. So who's texting me right now? The sober phone or the hungover phone?"

"The sober one. What's with all these questions? I already apologized…"

"Awww, what a nice cover-up…hahaha. You were trying to hit on me, weren't you? Say so!"

"Of course I wasn't. The texts weren't meant for you. Honestly."

"I get it. Why would you send me texts in your sane frame of mind?"

"Why? Why are you so cryptic? Am I missing something here?"

"You really don't know who I am, do you?"

"Now you're getting too creepy. Who are you? Who am I talking to? Is that you,  Janice?"

"Take another guess…"

" ……"

"I'll tell you. Janice dropped her phone at the cemetery when she came to pay respects to her grandma yesterday."

"I see…I'll tell her to pick it up from you…"

"Sure. You have to dig up the grave which says "Brittany Parker". You'll find the phone."

"What kind of a sick joke is this? Who are you?"

"I'm Brittany Parker, who else…haha!"

Drunk, were you? Two-timer! I'm having the last laugh !

Pic Courtesy:Pixabay

©️ Sangeetha Kamath 













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