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                            LION MOM

"For goodness sake, Pippa! Can I just have some time for myself? The minute I sit down for an alone time , you're breathing down my neck with nonsensical chatter! What do you want?!" I snap and vent uncontrollably. It's been getting to me with my husband away on business trips quite often and I'm the unofficial single parent by all standards. 

The chores are neverending, the errands are backbreaking and child rearing is exhausting.The whooshing of the waves and lapping of the surfs didn't calm me down. 

I had brought Pippa along to the beach for a Sunday outing. While she played in the sand, I thought I'd read my book which I'd put away for a long time now. But there was never a moment to myself. 

Pippa bawls out loudly drawing attention of other beach goers. How embarrassing! "Pippa, sorry darling, mummy is sorry. Stop crying so loudly. People are looking..what will they think?!"

Pippa narrows her eyes and looks around sneakily, her mouth contorted, ready for another howling. What a drama queen! Taking centre stage, she lets out another ear-splitting tantrum. 

"Is that so, Pippa? You want a full-blown tantrum at a public place? I'll let you go all out. But let me tell you something, young lady…either one of these two things are going to happen soon. One, people are going to think I've kidnapped you, the police are going to arrive, put me in jail and send you to a foster home until daddy returns and proves I'm innocent.

Second, I'm going to disown you right here, leave in my car...and the police will send you to a foster home, either way!" I shrug.

"Do you want to behave or continue what you're doing?"

Silence...That worked like magic! 

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©️ Sangeetha Kamath 


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