PIGGY PORK AND CATHERINE CAT

#Day 22 #Soulcraftpoetry #NaPoWriMo 2022

#Animal poetry

PIGGY PORK AND CATHERINE CAT

"There have been a spate of copycat robberies in this neighbourhood", grunted Piggy Pork.

"The cat burglar could only be my neighbour, Catherine Cat, it looks like a feline handiwork!"

"That's hogwash! Don't be so pig-headed! Do you have any proof, you dork?!"

"There's more than one way to skin a cat!" insisted Mrs. Pork, "Let's take her to the pigeons!

She won't have a cat in hell's chance to escape judgement, hope they throw her into the dungeons!"

Cat is thrown among the pigeons who preside over a jury.

Midway through, Piggy Pork ambles in apologetically with her pearl necklace, much to everyone's fury

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I found my necklace in the pigswill. Catherine Cat…I'm truly sorry…"

"That's what happens when you cast pearls before a swine,

You made me a guinea-pig for your carelessness, my reputation reduced to a dime…"

Catherine Cat is found faultless and acquitted.

She walks away like a cat that's got the cream, the compensation for damage done—Piggy's necklace around her neck fitted.

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©️ Sangeetha Kamath Prabhu

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